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Went to the pub last night.
There were lots of people there.
I KNOW there was lots of drinking. I know that because i can't really remember much about being at the pub. I must have looked ridiculous.
Embarrased? Of course not. Only live once. Why spend it sober and sensible?
Spend your lives how you like. Just don't tell me how to live mine ok?

The bestest is filling in the blanks slowly. Some should have remained a blank.
My mum also helped to fill in the massive blank of how i got to bed. Apparently falling asleep on the sofa isnt acceptable. Mum was asleep in the chair so i was following by my mums example. Apparently my mum woke me up at about 01:30 and i looked surprised and confused. Then i obviously had to walk up the stairs and climb into bed. That bit is a total mystery. I don't know how i managed to walk to be honest.

Woke up at half 1 today feeling fine which was a total shock. Minor headache but i'm blaming that on the 2 bruises i seem to have on my head. That too is a total mystery. For all i know i could have head dived to the bar. Obviously didn't.

I would like to apologise to the bestest ( i know she will read this) for being a dick, for waking her up numerous times during the night and for anything else that i did. I'm just surprised she's still talking to me!

Good times.


Love.