Ok seriously....

I think a good blogging rant is needed right now. If not i think i will SCREAM. No amount of cigarettes could calm me down. So annoyed.
Don't know where to start.
Ok fair enough i have short hair and a fuck load of piercings but to just assume i'm a lesbian is NOT funny. I do not even know you......
I may joke about it a lot seeing as i do have short hair and i am single but my true friends know that i'm messing about. My true friends know that i'm as straight as straight gets. My true friends know i like a bit of cock.
Might get "I'm straight" tattooed across my forehead to make things straight.
Which leads to the other thing i'm annoyed about............I'M STILL BLOODY SINGLE! Don't get me wrong i don't want to jump into a relationship or anything but even to have a guy take me on dates, to make me feel special, to text me for no reason would be great right now....and people wonder why i want to move away and start a fresh (maybe with a few old bits tied in!) but seriously am i really THAT bad? (Comment this blog to tell me where i'm going wrong please) At the end of the day i can't change who i am and even if i could i wouldn't want to. You either fall for me or you don't. I'm not changing. EVER. Fact.
Maybe i am shy and quiet but i cannot help that. No matter how hard i try to talk to people i always feel like THE biggest dickhead....feel like why would people want to talk to me? Sounds a bit depressing but thats why i'm shy. Never really told anyone that before so hey why not just blog it so anyone can read it?
Once you get to know me i chill out and talk for england and crack real bad jokes but people generally can't be bothered to make effort with the "poor shy lesbian looking girl" can they?
I feel like getting a guy to ACTUALLY fall for me is mission impossible right now.
Nevermind.
There's someone (a GUY i might add....a HUGE cock would be a great bonus) out there waiting for me...if i don't believe that then i might just give up completely on love.
I WILL get my happy ending one way or another.







Love.