REALLY MATE?!?

Well this is going to be a rant. It's like sort your life out. I don't understand people.AHHHHHH. Take me back to 1994. Please?
Listen to your girlfriend. I'm non existant in her world. You're not allowed to talk to me. Pathetic. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
But anyway I'll stop ranting for now....
Tap last night was brilliant. I'm a miracle worker, it's so good. Pound a drink is deadly though. Well that was probably obvious. Shame there wasn't any dancing on tables though! That would have made my night.
Saw the best jumper last night. It had a panda on it and it was actually amazing! Was just a plain grey jumper with a silk panda in the middle. I didn't get a picture of it and I wish I did. It's what happens when you're in the smoking area, talking about other things and you get random guys coming up to you sayin "Touch my Panda" HAAAAA so funny. But on a serious note, that really was the best jumper.