Ok.....

So there's me, asleep in my bed and my alarm goes off. Fair enough seeing as i set it to get up. So i woke up at half 4 then set my alarm to go off for 5.25 so i can get up and get to work in plenty of time. Did that plan work today?
Of course not.
Woke up at 5.45 and was shocked i fell back to sleep. I got ready in 10 minutes and i had to practically run to work. It's never a good look when a fat kid runs to work. Ok so maybe i didn't run but still it's never a good look when a fat kid is walking really fast and smoking on the way.
That and i didn't have enough time to make my hair & make up decent.
Not even half decent.
It was terrible.
The only times i've woken up that late for work has been when i got drunk the night before. Last night i didn't even touch one drop. Didn't even smell the stuff.
To make it even worse i saw 2 guys at work which i knew. Why couldn't they come in yesterday when my makeup was pretty decent?
How is this fair?
Nevermind. I apparently go for the half dead, i'm an idiot look in the mornings.



Love.