& leave it on your lips.
I totally forgot this song.
Love.
Monday, 28 June 2010
I'm so jealous.
Spent the weekend pretty much sulking.
Turned the tele over and it just HAD to be Muse live at Glastonbury didn't it.
I wanted to be at Glastonbury. By the time i went to go get tickets they had all sold out! There's always next year.
Went last year and it was absolutely immense. 5 days of roughing it up in a tent was actually great. I was pretty worried to be honest.
But some good news.
There's only like 60 days left till Reading festival. I should really start buying stuff for it soon. So much for spreading the cost.
Love.
Tuesday, 22 June 2010
Wannabe Coyote Ugly.
Last night was actually so funny.
Originally i said i wasn't going to drink. That did NOT last long. Seeing how i had beer & cider whilst i was getting ready.
But 4 beers, vodka redbull, 6 shots of sambuca, 3 vodka and some mixer and whatever else i drank, later i was wasted.
Dancing on the bar to some random songs was deffinately a laugh. I could TOTALLY work as a Coyote. I just need to lose a whole load of weight and dress like a slag.
I'm surprised i didn't fall off the bar with my big boat feet.
No injuries is a good thing.
If you ever see me out on a Monday night please ignore me yeah?
Love.
Originally i said i wasn't going to drink. That did NOT last long. Seeing how i had beer & cider whilst i was getting ready.
But 4 beers, vodka redbull, 6 shots of sambuca, 3 vodka and some mixer and whatever else i drank, later i was wasted.
Dancing on the bar to some random songs was deffinately a laugh. I could TOTALLY work as a Coyote. I just need to lose a whole load of weight and dress like a slag.
I'm surprised i didn't fall off the bar with my big boat feet.
No injuries is a good thing.
If you ever see me out on a Monday night please ignore me yeah?
Love.
Monday, 21 June 2010
well well well....
What an awesome weekend.
Friday night i was babysitting but still it's all good.
Saturday night i got wasted. I felt rather sober though? I just have one of those things that tells me not to act wasted in a place i don't know. Ok that sounds worse than expected. I knew where i was & who i was with but don't know the area well at all. Does that sound less dodgy?
Hope so.
Wasted all of Sunday in bed. I needed the sleep. Lack of sleep Saturday night.
Which again sounds dodgy. It's ment in an innocent way. Honest.
Lets go get some tattoo's priced up biatch.
It's about time for another one don't you think? It's been just over a month since my last one. Banging.
Bring on this week.
Oh yeahhhhh
Love.
Friday night i was babysitting but still it's all good.
Saturday night i got wasted. I felt rather sober though? I just have one of those things that tells me not to act wasted in a place i don't know. Ok that sounds worse than expected. I knew where i was & who i was with but don't know the area well at all. Does that sound less dodgy?
Hope so.
Wasted all of Sunday in bed. I needed the sleep. Lack of sleep Saturday night.
Which again sounds dodgy. It's ment in an innocent way. Honest.
Lets go get some tattoo's priced up biatch.
It's about time for another one don't you think? It's been just over a month since my last one. Banging.
Bring on this week.
Oh yeahhhhh
Love.
Thursday, 17 June 2010
Ok.....
So there's me, asleep in my bed and my alarm goes off. Fair enough seeing as i set it to get up. So i woke up at half 4 then set my alarm to go off for 5.25 so i can get up and get to work in plenty of time. Did that plan work today?
Of course not.
Woke up at 5.45 and was shocked i fell back to sleep. I got ready in 10 minutes and i had to practically run to work. It's never a good look when a fat kid runs to work. Ok so maybe i didn't run but still it's never a good look when a fat kid is walking really fast and smoking on the way.
That and i didn't have enough time to make my hair & make up decent.
Not even half decent.
It was terrible.
The only times i've woken up that late for work has been when i got drunk the night before. Last night i didn't even touch one drop. Didn't even smell the stuff.
To make it even worse i saw 2 guys at work which i knew. Why couldn't they come in yesterday when my makeup was pretty decent?
How is this fair?
Nevermind. I apparently go for the half dead, i'm an idiot look in the mornings.
Love.
Of course not.
Woke up at 5.45 and was shocked i fell back to sleep. I got ready in 10 minutes and i had to practically run to work. It's never a good look when a fat kid runs to work. Ok so maybe i didn't run but still it's never a good look when a fat kid is walking really fast and smoking on the way.
That and i didn't have enough time to make my hair & make up decent.
Not even half decent.
It was terrible.
The only times i've woken up that late for work has been when i got drunk the night before. Last night i didn't even touch one drop. Didn't even smell the stuff.
To make it even worse i saw 2 guys at work which i knew. Why couldn't they come in yesterday when my makeup was pretty decent?
How is this fair?
Nevermind. I apparently go for the half dead, i'm an idiot look in the mornings.
Love.
Wednesday, 16 June 2010
Seriously....
People love to pick on me this week.
Why can't you spread it out so you're not all doing it in one week?
My head hurts too much as it is. Ok maybe that's been half self inflicted but still all these problems just aren't helping.
You suck.
Bring on October. Fingers crossed everything still happens. If not it will be slightly delayed. But i know that the plans will happen.
My plans always work one way or another. The time of which they happen seems to change but still it's all good.
Love.
Why can't you spread it out so you're not all doing it in one week?
My head hurts too much as it is. Ok maybe that's been half self inflicted but still all these problems just aren't helping.
You suck.
Bring on October. Fingers crossed everything still happens. If not it will be slightly delayed. But i know that the plans will happen.
My plans always work one way or another. The time of which they happen seems to change but still it's all good.
Love.
Let me see you shake that tail feather..
My god
Monday night was a bit drunk. I drank far too much.
Funny night though
"I'm ON a table wit chris"
Just that text makes me laugh. Still.
Quite a few texts make me laugh from that night but some of them are a bit too dirty for my blog. Everyone gets a dirty text every once in a while. Guaranteed.
I remember lots of dancing, lots of drinking and lots of texting.
Tuesday morning was fun.
Thorpe park + hangover = probably not the best idea ever.
Spinning rides not exactly the best cure for a hangover.
But still was such a good day.
Tiday wave is deffinately the best ride to wake you up though. So if you ever do go with a banging headache and a spinning world, go on Tidal Wave. It really does help.
The other rides on the other hand don't help but it's alright.
The Bestest is general the best. Maybe it's why we're still mates?
Love.
Monday night was a bit drunk. I drank far too much.
Funny night though
"I'm ON a table wit chris"
Just that text makes me laugh. Still.
Quite a few texts make me laugh from that night but some of them are a bit too dirty for my blog. Everyone gets a dirty text every once in a while. Guaranteed.
I remember lots of dancing, lots of drinking and lots of texting.
Tuesday morning was fun.
Thorpe park + hangover = probably not the best idea ever.
Spinning rides not exactly the best cure for a hangover.
But still was such a good day.
Tiday wave is deffinately the best ride to wake you up though. So if you ever do go with a banging headache and a spinning world, go on Tidal Wave. It really does help.
The other rides on the other hand don't help but it's alright.
The Bestest is general the best. Maybe it's why we're still mates?
Love.
Friday, 11 June 2010
Think it's time to go to Alcoholics Anonymous?
Went to Tesco's today with the bestest.
Between us we got 9 bottles of wine. They're on offer ok? 3 for £10 and our favourite wine is £4 a bottle. Stocking up is the best idea.
Ok i only got 3 bottles but i'm also buying 3 crates of beer tomorrow. They're also on offer. 3 crates for £20. Can't go wrong with that.
But we must look like right alcoholics just buying a load of alcohol. We don't really go to Tesco's together for much else if i'm honest.
It's rather funny.
We do get some dodgy looks. Makes me laugh.
They're just wishing they had the alcohol to themselves....or just wishing they were old enough to buy any alcohol at all.
The woman working on the self scanner was like "I know you're over 18 but how old are you?" and she's never asked for my I.D so i must look old.
Time for some anti-aging cream don't you think?
I don't want to look old. But there's something about not getting asked for I.D that is great. Don't ask me what because i don't know but it is rather amazing.
So tonight should be fun. Got the Bestest coming over of course, only to drink some wine, watch a dvd and have a good ol gossip.
It's obviously because we probably see each other only 6 days a week......and yet we never run out of anything to say.
It's rather immense.
I did realise about 10 minutes ago that this blog has no real point to it apart from i look old and seem like an alcoholic. Not setting myself up good here am i?
Lucky it's not a speed date.
Love.
Between us we got 9 bottles of wine. They're on offer ok? 3 for £10 and our favourite wine is £4 a bottle. Stocking up is the best idea.
Ok i only got 3 bottles but i'm also buying 3 crates of beer tomorrow. They're also on offer. 3 crates for £20. Can't go wrong with that.
But we must look like right alcoholics just buying a load of alcohol. We don't really go to Tesco's together for much else if i'm honest.
It's rather funny.
We do get some dodgy looks. Makes me laugh.
They're just wishing they had the alcohol to themselves....or just wishing they were old enough to buy any alcohol at all.
The woman working on the self scanner was like "I know you're over 18 but how old are you?" and she's never asked for my I.D so i must look old.
Time for some anti-aging cream don't you think?
I don't want to look old. But there's something about not getting asked for I.D that is great. Don't ask me what because i don't know but it is rather amazing.
So tonight should be fun. Got the Bestest coming over of course, only to drink some wine, watch a dvd and have a good ol gossip.
It's obviously because we probably see each other only 6 days a week......and yet we never run out of anything to say.
It's rather immense.
I did realise about 10 minutes ago that this blog has no real point to it apart from i look old and seem like an alcoholic. Not setting myself up good here am i?
Lucky it's not a speed date.
Love.
Thursday, 10 June 2010
YEEEESSSSSSS
Irish is coming down Saturday.
Cannot wait!!!
Lets see how many bottles of vodka we can smash up the road this time...
Good times.
BRING ON SATURDAAAAYYYYY
Love.
Cannot wait!!!
Lets see how many bottles of vodka we can smash up the road this time...
Good times.
BRING ON SATURDAAAAYYYYY
Love.
Wednesday, 9 June 2010
We got chased by ducks.
Yesterday was fun.
Me and the Bestest went to the park. Had a nice stroll as we do every now & again but this time it was slightly different....
We got chased by evil, mutilated, flame throwing ducks.
Ok maybe they weren't evil or mutilated or flame throwing but they were deffinately ducks.
Took some stupid pictures. Got some dodgy looks. But was the best time.
Listening to A Day To Remember on the way back. People of West Malling village deffinately appreaciated it.
Babysat my little man last night, he did not want to go to sleep. EPIC FAIL.
Me and the Superalchy were planning Saturday night. Sounds like a load of fun.
Lots of alcohol, lots of people, lots of music & a lot of mess.
And plus we're cooking steak for dinner...could it be any better?
Yes it could....we're also having lots of cigarettes. Dirty smokers.
So Saturday night should be a total win.
You're jealous i know.
Love.
Me and the Bestest went to the park. Had a nice stroll as we do every now & again but this time it was slightly different....
We got chased by evil, mutilated, flame throwing ducks.
Ok maybe they weren't evil or mutilated or flame throwing but they were deffinately ducks.
Took some stupid pictures. Got some dodgy looks. But was the best time.
Listening to A Day To Remember on the way back. People of West Malling village deffinately appreaciated it.
Babysat my little man last night, he did not want to go to sleep. EPIC FAIL.
Me and the Superalchy were planning Saturday night. Sounds like a load of fun.
Lots of alcohol, lots of people, lots of music & a lot of mess.
And plus we're cooking steak for dinner...could it be any better?
Yes it could....we're also having lots of cigarettes. Dirty smokers.
So Saturday night should be a total win.
You're jealous i know.
Love.
Tuesday, 8 June 2010
Ok......
I'm SERIOUSLY debating eating the Ben & Jerry's Cookie Dough ice cream in the freezer.
Love.
Love.
Here we go again.....
I'm yet again babysitting......maybe you shouldn't go out so much?
Getting up for work tomorrow should be fun.
But atleast i get a bit of money to last me till Friday!!!
Went out last night.
Good times.
But seriously if i wanted to see your bum i would have gone to a strip club. Once maybe a drunken laugh/mistake but twice is maybe going a bit too far?
Nevermind.
I decided i want to go see You Me At Six live. Who wants to take me?
Love.
Getting up for work tomorrow should be fun.
But atleast i get a bit of money to last me till Friday!!!
Went out last night.
Good times.
But seriously if i wanted to see your bum i would have gone to a strip club. Once maybe a drunken laugh/mistake but twice is maybe going a bit too far?
Nevermind.
I decided i want to go see You Me At Six live. Who wants to take me?
Love.
Monday, 7 June 2010
OMGOMGOMG
Went to The Real China restaurant in Chatham.
It was lush.
£7.95 for all you can eat chinese buffet.
What a bargain.
But i have eaten too much and probably won't be eating for a very long time ever again.
But if you decide to go, please take me with you yeah?
Love.
It was lush.
£7.95 for all you can eat chinese buffet.
What a bargain.
But i have eaten too much and probably won't be eating for a very long time ever again.
But if you decide to go, please take me with you yeah?
Love.
s'goooood
Went out on saturday night and it was actually the best.
Dubbed out never fails.
Dubbed out with the Bird never fails.
Bird even got a drunken eye. She now knows what i went through couple years back. It's not good when you can't open your eye....but it IS funny to look at.
The pictures are great.
The only bad thing about Saturday night was the lack of air conditioning. My god it was like being in a sauna. Everyone you bumped into left you with a wet patch on your clothes. It was generally disgusting.
Got home at like half 5 6ish, was a bit drunk, and was like that's it i'm getting in the shower.
Good timessssssssss
Love.
Saturday, 5 June 2010
A quick post....
A quick post to say happy birthday to my ADORABLE nephew.
2 already......my god time flies by.
Love.
2 already......my god time flies by.
Love.
Friday, 4 June 2010
And the reason i do NOT go to the doctors is...
Went to the doctors today. My wrist has been hurting so i was like "ok lets go to the doctors to see what's wrong" I have Ulna Styloid Inflamation. Basically something is swollen in my wrist. I had to have an injection.
If that was the end of the appointment then that would have been fine.
But oh no......
I mentioned i had 13 piercings and 4 tattoo's to say i wasn't scared of needles. Somehow he managed to turn it around and try to say i'm depressed.
He was like "people get piercings to hurt themselves because they can deal with physical pain but can't handle the emotional pain."
There's me sitting there in giggles with the Bestest....not exactly about to kill myself when i'm laughing am i DICKHEAD?
Everytime i see him he tries to put me on anti-depressants.
HELLO I'M NOT DEPRESSED.
He's like "I'm glad to see you're happy".....i'm happy the majority of the time mate. I see myself happy pretty much everyday.
And to make him even more of a dickhead he kept implying i got piercings to look like "a hard bitch"...don't think so somehow.
Can't help but think he's a bit strange.
And with that i conclude with the statement; my doctor is a dickhead.
Love.
If that was the end of the appointment then that would have been fine.
But oh no......
I mentioned i had 13 piercings and 4 tattoo's to say i wasn't scared of needles. Somehow he managed to turn it around and try to say i'm depressed.
He was like "people get piercings to hurt themselves because they can deal with physical pain but can't handle the emotional pain."
There's me sitting there in giggles with the Bestest....not exactly about to kill myself when i'm laughing am i DICKHEAD?
Everytime i see him he tries to put me on anti-depressants.
HELLO I'M NOT DEPRESSED.
He's like "I'm glad to see you're happy".....i'm happy the majority of the time mate. I see myself happy pretty much everyday.
And to make him even more of a dickhead he kept implying i got piercings to look like "a hard bitch"...don't think so somehow.
Can't help but think he's a bit strange.
And with that i conclude with the statement; my doctor is a dickhead.
Love.
Wednesday, 2 June 2010
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
This day is getting better by the minute!!!!!
Just got 2 tickets to go see Roger Waters next year.
He's doing 'The Wall' again. I'm so excited. I saw the 'Darkside of the Moon' tour a couple years back and it was absolutely immense.
I only have just under a year to wait.....i'm so impatient, this could be fun.
To be honest my Dad booked the tickets (i can't afford £84 per ticket) and he said book 2 which means i must be going because he has no one else to go with. Well he doesn't now!
I'm all excited.
Who knew such a rubbish day would turn out to be immense.
Topshop & Roger Water tickets in one day....who couldn't be happy?
Well people who don't like Topshop and/or Pink Floyd wouldn't be happy but still.
Love.
Just got 2 tickets to go see Roger Waters next year.
He's doing 'The Wall' again. I'm so excited. I saw the 'Darkside of the Moon' tour a couple years back and it was absolutely immense.
I only have just under a year to wait.....i'm so impatient, this could be fun.
To be honest my Dad booked the tickets (i can't afford £84 per ticket) and he said book 2 which means i must be going because he has no one else to go with. Well he doesn't now!
I'm all excited.
Who knew such a rubbish day would turn out to be immense.
Topshop & Roger Water tickets in one day....who couldn't be happy?
Well people who don't like Topshop and/or Pink Floyd wouldn't be happy but still.
Love.
Get in!
Topshop delivery came at half 11.
Atleast SOMETHING good happened today.
That & the bestest came for lunch =]
Love.
Blaaaah
Not a good day.
Just fed up of everything.
Just leave me alone for now yeah?
Don't come up into my face and be like "I've been dropping hints blah blah blah". You can't call bitching about me "dropping hints" i'm surprisingly not stupid.
I just want to get away, have a break from everything.
Lets just hope the plans for september/october are still happening.
Don't bother asking me what my plans are because to be honest if i haven't told you its because i don't want you to know. Simple right?
That's what i thought.
On a positive note my Topshop order should hopefully be here tomorrow. I'm hoping for tomorrow rather than Friday because tomorrow is closer.
Love.
Just fed up of everything.
Just leave me alone for now yeah?
Don't come up into my face and be like "I've been dropping hints blah blah blah". You can't call bitching about me "dropping hints" i'm surprisingly not stupid.
I just want to get away, have a break from everything.
Lets just hope the plans for september/october are still happening.
Don't bother asking me what my plans are because to be honest if i haven't told you its because i don't want you to know. Simple right?
That's what i thought.
On a positive note my Topshop order should hopefully be here tomorrow. I'm hoping for tomorrow rather than Friday because tomorrow is closer.
Love.
Tuesday, 1 June 2010
Impatience
Ordered some clothes from topshop.com on Sunday.
Worst time to order clothes considering it was a bank holiday.
I want them now and i don't want to wait till thursday/friday.
On a plus side it's pay day soon so i'm gonna treat myself to a pair of lush shoes.
Maybe the ones below.
What do you think?
Those are some immense shoes right?
Love.
Worst time to order clothes considering it was a bank holiday.
I want them now and i don't want to wait till thursday/friday.
On a plus side it's pay day soon so i'm gonna treat myself to a pair of lush shoes.
Maybe the ones below.
What do you think?
Those are some immense shoes right?
Love.
Realisation.....
I realised yesterday how much my life is changing.
It's sorta scary.
I don't want to grow up.
I want to go out with my friends more. They been there for me for a long time now, well the majority of them have and to be honest i miss them.
I miss just going out and catching up.
But life's too short to dwell on what's not happening so i have a new plan. The plan is a secret because well i just can't put it in words. I could try but don't want to look like anymore of a dick than i already do due to drunken pictures/random blogs.
But i'm loved for being an idiot.
It has worked so far so why change?
Saturday night is gonna be gooooooooooooooood
you know why.
Love.
It's sorta scary.
I don't want to grow up.
I want to go out with my friends more. They been there for me for a long time now, well the majority of them have and to be honest i miss them.
I miss just going out and catching up.
But life's too short to dwell on what's not happening so i have a new plan. The plan is a secret because well i just can't put it in words. I could try but don't want to look like anymore of a dick than i already do due to drunken pictures/random blogs.
But i'm loved for being an idiot.
It has worked so far so why change?
Saturday night is gonna be gooooooooooooooood
you know why.
Love.
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