Need a life doe?

Amy Dilly Mann "are you the boy amy's gonna bang doe?"
fucking, creasing right now.
Amy Dilly Mann I even snorted. HML

· Sara Knight Ha. fingers crossed the boy isn't smart or he will know we planned all this doe.

· Amy Dilly Mann do you think he's going to bang doe?
· Amy Dilly Mann if i google "naked justin bieber" does that count as searching child pornogaphy?

· Sara Knight yes babe. technically does. do it anyway and see if you get arrested doe.
he should bang doe.
not justin beiber doe
thats just paedophillia

· Amy Dilly Mann im gonna get so much stick for saying 'doe', someone said it to me at tap and i poured my drink over him, thats life doe.
· Amy Dilly Mann who said he gets a choice in getting banged doe?

- Sara Knight its called rape doe. but if hes drugged how can he say no doe. ill probably get stick for it too doe.
its all good doe.

· Amy Dilly Mann loldoe.
i wish you got that job in topshop, so i could come in and be like, "alright babe, ARE YOU GONNA SCAN DOE?"

· Sara Knight hahaaaaa get a job at a chinease. "Would you like prawn crackers doe?"

· Amy Dilly Mann "i wanted extra cheese doe?"

· Sara Knight "on your prawn crackers doe?"

· Amy Dilly Mann "on my crispy duck doe?"

· Sara Knight "on my spring rolls doe?"





Love.

F

After realising guys in general need a lesson in how to treat/talk to girls, i decided that guys should take lessons in the subject. Of course most of them would get a F at the moment but with some help they should improve.
Guys should realise that even girls like to receive texts for no reason just randomly to see if they're alright. It's common sense right? or am i just talking a load of rubbish?
This was going to be a really long rant of a blog but right this moment i have tissue up my nose to stop my nose from leaking everywhere. My eyes are so watery its like a pipe has burst. So overall just having one of those FML moments.
Talking about FMl, Henry Holland's tee's from his catwalk show during LFW are now on sale. I really want one. I need £55. Or maybe someone could buy me one? please?
It would cheer me up and make my illness disappear. Damn colds.
Favourite lyric at the moment would be
"Feels like i'm falling in love when i'm falling to the bathroom floor." - Stella by All Time Low.
Anyway i think i need to go sort out my eyes & my nose.


Love.

This is why I love my life.

Love.

Just leave it out mate.

Why do people go out of their way to ruin someones night? Just go DO ONE instead yeah? I'm not scared of you to be honest. I'm taller than you.
Prick.

Anyway apart from the slight mishap last night turned out to be a gooden. Dancing on everything and everywhere.
Too many pints but not enough.
Too many photos but none are sober.
Too much dancing but my feet don't ache.
Too many fags but i still moan of a sore throat.
Too much cooking at 3am but not enough to make me sick.
Too many memories but plenty still to come.



Love.

Sulking in the corner

Bedtime isn't always a good thing apparently.

Why can't there be more guys like Jared Leto?

30 Seconds to Mars

Went to see 30 Seconds to Mars. Amazing.
The support bands were real good too.
Lost Alone & Street Drum Corps...check them out!
I do love the Bournemouth International Centre. Not too big and not too crowded.
That was until Jared Leto was like "Can everyone take 3 steps forward..."
Squashed galore.
Best night ever.



Love.

Best Western Montague Hotel

Just arrived in Bournemouth.
I'm surprised to see a Corby trouser press.
Lovely room.
Free wireless. Blogging galore.


Love.

I WANT one of these.

Paul's Boutique NEVER fails.
£80
asos.com


Love.

Credit Card

NEVER get one of those.
fermerlerf.

Wake up honey, this is reality.

Daydreaming is great because for that split second you forget reality. I must admit i am a daydreamer. A big one at that.
Reality would be great if my daydreams, atleast one of them, would become a reality. But im guessing none of them are going to become a reality any time soon.

Reading the newspaper earlier. A girl can get quite bored ok? and there was 2 stories in particular which made me smile to myself.
The first one was about the british girl putting curves on the catwalk. She's a size 14. Atleast she looks real and none of this skin and bones rubbish. The designer responsible for this is Mark Fast. His shows features a number of size 12-14 models. If only more designers took a leap from his book. More people can relate to the average sizes. Curves makes clothes look better anyway.

Also isn't it funny when it comes to the latter end of the sales that only sizes 4 and 6 are left? It's because no one, ok a few people, are that size. All the size 10-14 have gone.

The second stoy was simply headlined "Take that power nap - you could wake up smarter" After reading that i already had a smile on my face. I'm known for my power naps. The power naps only need to be an hour long. It was said that "...snoozing for just one hour in the day is enough to increase the brain's ability to learn new facts in the hours that follow." What a result.
Those 2 stories were in the Daily Mail. Might have to read the Daily Mail more often.


Love.

.

Considering Vivienne Westwood's collection is being worn down the catwalk RIGHT NOW,
I know where I would rather be.

There's like 8 variations of the English Language.

Last night was just like the old times.
Just me & Bird hitting Maidstone.
After plan A failed miserably, we went for plan B which turned out to probably be the best plan. Then again we never sampled plan A.
Talking to this bloke in the smoking area and he blatently thought he was from London. Using all the slang and quite literally making me and Bird laugh out loud. Well i say laugh, i mean cackle.
Anyway
Back to this bloke, he was explaining how there is 8 variations of the English language. He listed about six but i can only remember two....
1) The Queens english
2) The "common" english
In all fairness, that kind of makes sense.
Agree?



Love.

Amusements & Fizz Wizz

Went to the beach today.
It was freezing cold. But still had a little bit of sun!
Got chips. Lush.
Thanks to the Bestest for them.
Found some amusements. It was one of those ones where you can collect tickets and trade them in for a prize. For the 10 minutes we played on the machines the Bestest and I managed to get 179 tickets. Not bad for 10 minutes right?
Me and the Bestest stood there couting the tickets like idiots and then on the way to trade them in we saw a machine that was like "Ticket eater" and it counted the tickets for you. What idiots we really are.
Got a Pirate Duck and three little fury heart mirrors. Cute.
The Bestest had a "quick" go on the dance machine. 3 rounds later she was knackered. Brings back the old memories of being 13 and fascinated with the dance machine.
Good times.




Love.

Pictures are worth a thousand words.

Ok just ruin my night.

There I was just generally having the time of my life. Real happy and enjoying myself.
Some guy comes up to me and was like
"you need to be slimmer, have long blonde hair and fake tan for anyone to think u are attractive.."
is that where i'm going wrong?
does everyone want a fake girl?
really?
i might start buying fake eyelashes, diet pills and blonde hair dye.
See how many guys will try it on then
Is that really how guys find girls attractive?



Love.

Late night blog.

It may be only 12.15am but it will probably take me a good few hours to get this making sense. Pretty sure there will be swearing too. Just a warning. I'm just going to write everything that's going around in my head. Some people will ask questions, some will think i'm a bitch and some will think i'm just completely weird. To be honest I am a weird bitch but with a load of nice qualities thrown in there too. Trust me, i'm lovely really.

Things in my head number 1: Guys.
I'm only female ok? It's just natural to think about guys. I know what i want, well who i want. I think i do anyway, i'm not 100% sure on this, i'm just going with feelings at the moment. Just seeing how shit goes. If it goes good then well i'll be happy. And surprised. Nothing ever works out for me when it comes to guys. Don't know why, if i knew why then i would change whatever i'm doing or not doing.
Anyway
It's been 4 days. What the fuck?!? Why? Ignorance is the worst. Well it's not really ignorance, i dunno, it's complicated? If only i had credit i would text him and if he texts back then he's waiting for me to text him. Not necessarily waiting but i'm hoping you understand what i'm trying to say. If he is waiting for me to text him then well he has a long wait. I have no credit as usual.
Not that wanting one bloke is bad enough, i have more. Call me what you like, I don't know how this happened myself. I mean seriously....me? really? I always doubt myself. Lack of self confidence i suppose? I haven't done anything with these two. So it's not like i'm sleeping with them both, treating them like shit or anything. I'm just being me. Just happens to be a confused me.
Anyway, the other bloke is a lot worse. It must have been a good few weeks by now. Nothing. Not a thing. Not even a "Hi" on msn. Might just give up with this one. There's hard work and then there's mission impossible. He's more mission impossible. But I know the first time he's nice to me again i'll be all smitten. That's the problem with me. Anyone can be as mean as they like and especially if it's a guy i like then well the next time they are nice to me i just forget whatever happened. I just enjoy the happy times. No one wants to dwell on the bad times. Blog about them maybe...just not dwell.
Relationships in general terrify me. I don't know why. Scared of getting hurt. Scared of having someone get too close. Scared of being vulnerable. Scared of being loved and scared of loving. Scared of love in general. I'm not usually a risk taker. I like things that are guranteed and I like knowing, like being in control of my situations. I like things to have a plan.
I need to change for the better.

Things in my head number 2: My life.
My life is quite literally wasting away. I'm not doing anything with my life. I'm just ignoring the fact i'm getting older and fooling myself into believing my life is fine. Don't get me wrong, i'm happy but my life could be a lot different. A lot easier too. I know what i want to do, it's just no one is willing to give me a chance, take a risk on me. It's not always about what you know or how you answer questions. I just need a chance so i can prove myself to everyone. I don't want to be known as a fuck up. I don't want to known as a failure. I want to make something out of myself. I want to make my mum proud of me. I want to make my friends realise i'm not a bum who blogs all the time. I want to make my friends realise I can do anything with my life. If it's in this country or another one who knows?
The one thing that annoys me the most is the older one. If I choose to do the things she did with her life, i would be completely disowned. Just because she has more confidence, more gift of the gab and the ability to lie to her loved ones doesn't mean that we should be treated different. If I was going down the same path she did, i honestly do not know where i would be now. I know I wouldn't be in my house, sitting on my chair, typing on my laptop. I wouldn't want the life she has. Not even one bit. Not at all. Ever. She may have more confidence but i have more sense. I have goals and dreams in my life. I'm guessing she just hopes to make it through another week. Now that does sound real bitchy but at the end of the day it's true. Everyone knows how much she annoys me. Not many people annoy me but she really does. Can take 10 minutes in a room for her to annoy me. And she says I have an attitude problem? Hello, wake up and smell reality honey.


Love.

Weekend ahead.

This weekend is going to be so much fun.
I just cannot wait.




Love.

Birds the Word.

The pictures are all atleast a few years old. Ranging from 16 years old-18 years old.
I love that girl.



Love.

The Lazy Days.

Aren't lazy days the best?
When you wake up and know you have nothing to do. Could sit in bed all day and watch films you've seen millions of times before whilst eat junk food which you will regret eating later.
Staying in pjama's for most of the day.
No rush.
No chaos.
No nothing.
Just a simple day where you can do what you like when you like.
I'll admit I get that quite often as I'm unemployed. Usually wake up and think of what housework I'm going to have to do. Ok I usually wake up and think "is that REALLY the time?" and depending on the time I roll over and go back to sleep or actually drag my lazy bum out of bed.
But anyway, today is the task of hoovering. Great fun. Althought i'll probably fill the day with other housework.
I would make a great housewife.
Should really tidy my bedroom up too seeing as i'm going to be decorating it. That's going to be awesome.
This blog is slowly turning into my "Things to do" list.

I'm keeping my fingers crossed for a certain reason. I'm going to keep them crossed till either Monday or Thursday.
One of those 2 days could either be the best day of my life or the back to square one sorta days.
Wish me luck.


Love.

Free WiFi

I miss spending time with the Lady. We always have a laugh. That even includes walking to mcdonalds to get a happy meal just to use the free WiFi.
We was getting some dodgy looks. I bet everyone was thinking we was spying on them.
I would be a great spy.
I fell asleep on the Lady's sofa. That was fun.....I was so tired.
So had a nice little kip.
Watched a few episodes of Family Guy. Classic.
Couldn't stop laughin really.
Considering what I initially went round there for, it turned out to be a rather funny day.
Did the famous sitting down dance moves. Me and the Lady rock at that, we seem to have the best dance moves around.........NOT.
But still it adds to all the fun.
Listened to Kate Nash for a bit. I forgot how great her album really is. So we were singing along to that. I feel sorry for the Lady because i really really REALLY cannot sing to save my life.
I've missed the random moments.

Love.

Irish drinks lots of Vodka.

Last night was the funniest night. I have missed Irish so much.

"you fooooooooooooool"

Best one.

Dancing along the path to Starstruckk by 3oh!3 and well Irish got a bit carried away with the dancing and all we heard was SMASH and we was like "what the hell?" looked on the floor and there it was.....the bottle of vodka. ALL OVER THE PAVEMENT.
Bet that pavement got drunk.
Atleast it wasn't a whole bottle and atleast it wasn't both our bottles.
Eventually got home. After taking a few pictures on the way...Went on MSN and well no one was online that would go out. We had a bit of a laughing fit over nothing precise. That's what happens when you put Irish and I together. We just seem to laugh at nothing.
After getting totally wrecked. Went to bed. Passed out straight away.

Woke up at like 10:45. That's early for me.
We were both hanging like an item of clothing on a washing line.
Had a massive lunch. Then the SH! turned up. Without an invite I might add.
But anyway, me and Irish got dressed and ready and went out with SH! for a bit.
Was a laugh. I miss the old times. Irish got attacked by the wind. And can't forget about the Mr. Juicy drink. That was a good drink. It's now on SH! bonet. I'm hoping it's still there.

Irish will be back at easter. Cannot wait......we will be painting Maidstone red.

Just because you live in Ireland, it doesn't mean that you have to stay 20 years behind. Ireland can't suck you in that much.




Love.

Retail Therapy

Spent a good 4 hours today walking around town with my mum.
I was constantly moaning because she was buying holiday clothes and i wasn't even allowed to look for myself. I did get pillow cases though.

What a winner.

I was always dropping hints like...
"This would really go with my wet look leggings." or
" Mum i've always wanted some of these and they are only a fiver in the sale. Whatta bargain."
Ok maybe the "Mum this is lush, its's only £88." was a bit far but if you don't ask you don't get.

I need a job. I need to fund my clothes obsession.

I need a whole new wardrobe.
I have lots of clothes but i don't want to wear any of them. Well a few selected pieces fair enough. I have stuff in my wardrobe still with the tags on and i know that i'm never ever ever going to wear it.
I decided that instead of buying new clothes, i'm going to change the old ones and make them look new. I don't know how yet. I just know I have a lot of sewing to do. Need to invest in sequins.
Anyone wanna buy me sequins?
No?





Love.

To be honest

I got a feeling that this week is going to be a good one.

Joe McElderry

amessss says:
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JOE
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HES
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amessss says:
I
LOVE
HIM
i voted for himi
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He's totally worth wasting my credit on.

Red lipstick & Black blazers.

I thought wearing red lipstick would be a great idea. Don't get me wrong, it was a really good idea, that is until he came along.
He stole my red listick right off my lips.
I don't mind. He's such a good kisser.
But for future reference red lipstick and kissing doesn't go hand in hand.
Atleast he said "Happy Valentines day" during the night. Which technically doesn't make today a complete fail. Technically.
Can't get over the fact he came out only to see me and when he got there he actually apologised for not seeing me the other day.

Good times.

Let's hope I don't mess this one up.
Messing things up is what i do best.
I've told my mate to help me on this one.......so fingers crossed!
The only thing i'm worried about is my past. It's a long story but basically he knows people i really wish he didn't. Everyone has made mistakes. Lets hope he doesn't read this or i'll be answering some very difficult questions. I'm just hoping he doesn't mention me to some of his friends because i just have a bad feeling about what they would say. I don't think they will have much nice to say. Even though I haven't done anything wrong.
This time i can actually say i haven't done anything wrong.




Love.

V-day Fail

Getting drunk is the only plan for tonight
I'm going to get home, pass out and not wake up till monday's morning light.
I will wake up feeling fresh and pale. And in my bed i will lay
realising that i have missed my failed Valentines day.




Love.

Giggles & Laughter

So happy.
Simple.
My life can finally get back on track.
Stop worrying, start living.

Lost Prophets

Standing on the rooftops everybody scream your heart out.

Hmmmmmm

This is harder than I expected.

She fell over......

Bird falling over.
Siamesbo going toilet in the dark.
Puppy love.
Dancing on tables.
Fred.
Guess I got my swagga back.
What a night.

F.R.I.E.N.D.S

I was thinking earlier today how my friends have changed. If it was up to me I wouldn't have changed anything. Life was brilliant. Still is to be honest.
There's this girl in particular who decides she doesn't need to know me anymore when she gets a new boyfriend. She goes and see's him and his mates.
I get left behind.
Get the occassional "Hi you alright?" but apart from that I don't really see her anymore. I wonder what will happen if they split up...
It's like you either want me as a friend all the time or none at all. There's no point just using me whilst you're bored and/or single. I do have plenty more friends who genuinely care about me.
Well, I hope they do anyway.
We used to be so close.
Shame.
Are guys really that important? So important that you can't keep in touch with people who have been there longer than you've known him. People who helped you get with him.
I could never imagine to just stop talking to my friends if i ever get a boyfriend. It wouldn't be possible. I love them too much.
They've been there through the good times and the bad.
The drunk and the sober times.
The funny and the sad times.

Lets just say i know who my true friends are.



Love.

Hold tight on the markers.....

Well well well, what an interesting night.

Atleast there was a laughing fit or 2 in there.

The fact no one was out didn't help. Well when i say no one i mean one person in particular.
Yes i've made up my mind. Sort of anyway.....Got a better understanding of what I should do. Thanks Bird.
The dreaded Valentines day is coming up next week. This time next week to be precise.
But who cares about Valentines day when its pancake day 2 days after?!?
Pancake galore. That will go straight to the hips.......
People say curves are better and I just think i've taken it too far. I don't like it anymore.

ANYWAY

What is up with Facebook? It's all backwards and confusing. It's taken me 2 days to realised how to actually upload pictures because it's that horrible. I know i'll get used to it eventually but seriously....does it all have to be backwards?!?

Love.

Fag break?

Would love a fag right now.
This week has been a well busy week. Saw Hadouken! and Jamie T and this has really been the best week of my life. Both of them were actually amazing. Could not have asked for better sets!
Sooooo happy.

Guy situation on the other hand, is not any better. I'm now totally confused about everything and everyone.
"Sara would you give me the pleasure of taking ur fine arse out for a drink."
What a way to ask a girl for a drink.
And he's not one of the other guys. He's just adding to the confusion.
So i just do not know what to do.
If any of my mates read this please help me?

I'm so happy for Bird right now. She will probably kill me for being soppy. She finally has managed to stop fermerlerfing and started smiling again! And we all know why that is. I just hope everything turns out good. Bird deserves it.
She is amazing.

Jamie T

Take your brother down to that sea. Have a two's on a cigarette.

Hadouken!

It's love

Wanggggg

Haven't blogged for a couple of days. Actually got told off. So here I am.

Wouldn't believe the last couple of days I had. Best weekend. But of course the best weekend comes with its drama's.

My life = one big drama.

'This guy' (that is now his official name) came out to play on Saturday night. It was going well-ish until I started Fermerlerfing (believe it or not some people will know what that is)and decided he didn't want me at all whatsoever but he wanted Bird.
By this point I was a goooood few pints passed drunk.
The best....no....wait.....the worst plan I ever had was to just talk to every other guy who was in the smoking area. Was funny, gotta admit that, but well one thing kinda lead to another with another guy.
He is such a good kisser.
I did feel bad, I really did.
He wants to meet up again. What do i do?
I spoke the 'This guy' on Sunday and lets just say it's all good because he can't remember anything. Feel bad for him seeing as he can't remember anything but when a situation sorts itself then i'm just gonna stay selfish about it.
Haven't spoken to him since. Need credit.

Went out again Monday night. Of course i went out. It's a Monday and it's Tap 'n' Tin. I got majorly drunk to the point Bird saved me and got me a bottle of water. After that I sobered up quite a bit. Then started drinking again. WINNER.
It was the funniest night of my life.
Bit of a kissfest. Bit of dancing on the stage. Bit of New Yorking. Bit of grab your cloak, you've pulled.
Morning after, well afternoon after more like consisted of reminiscing the night before. Hysterics with Siamesbo. Quote of the day would be......
" If you asked me 6 months ago that i'd be sittin on your bed saying 'Stallion. Put your wang on my face.' I would not have believed you."